warning: this post is not for virgin eyes and ears or my parents! mom and dad if you are reading this please stop now, no seriously right now stop. if you chose not to stop for the simple fact that i asked you to i will not be held responsible for the damage reading this post does to you. i do not have insurance and cannot pay for the therapy you will need after this. so one last time please stop here, thanks love you!
let's continue...
so apparently my last post on chivalry was a hit! ladies were thanking me while guys were promising me they would show their ladies some loving and romance, it was really kind of cute. "jacq i swear chivalry isn't dead", "thanks for the reminder i'm going to do something special for my lady tonight", and i even got a super romantic night out that i cannot even share not because it's too personal (clearly i don't give a crap about boundaries and filters lol) but because i don't want to jinx that shit. remember my best valentine ever was over 10 years ago i finally have a chance to have a valentine that sends me something other than a damn emoji rose so sorry keeping this one to myself for now. i feel like i've made a difference in the world with my last post. some people might say it's not that serious you're not saving lives, but they're wrong i really am! i made a few guys go home and make their lady happy. and we know an unhappy girl is very dangerous, not only to the person who put her in a foul mood but everyone she comes across, it's not fair but it's life. so yes, i saved lives and did my part in making this world a better place!
guys seemed to listen so well that i had several ladies reach out to me and beg me to reach out to men again and shed light on s-e-x! i knew the day would come when i'd have to go there so here it goes. boys here is what women want you to know about sex! the video you are about to see are all points from my readers, so take notes!
(fyi i made each lesson into its own video since most of you read from your phones...faster download!)
(please excuse the hair and no makeup, i just got back from tanning lol)
ox
jacqueline solivan